Dear Internet Girl, I’m sure it charms you to know that I am, in fact, a millionaire — and I bet you didn’t think you’d stumble across one trolling the pages of craigslist as you were. I admire you for going after what you want in life, which I assume is to be the mistress [...]
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Dear Craigslist Girl, I hope you’ll forgive me for not giving out my real name right of the bat, as I have quite a bit of celebrity, and I want to make sure you want to be with me for who I am inside — not who the world see’s me as. You might wonder [...]
I hesitated for a bit too long, and then you were out of my life forever. I should have just responded right away with, “Of course that’s what I want!” But, was I really looking to be a sub to a dom that wanted to pee on me? By the time I had looked deep [...]
Dear Ladies of Craigslist, For years I have been unable to find a girl that would love me — mainly, I believe, because my qualities as a decent man are to specific for the real world. Therefore I have come to the pages of craigslist, where the women are anything if not very very specific [...]
This is an emergency! See, my previous roommate up and left me no warning — I know, some people are jerks like that. I’d ask his parents to help cover his side of the rent, but they’re still grieving his death. Enough about the lameness that is my life right now. I mean this happened [...]