These words fall upon deaf ears, no matter how loud I yell them. Guess I could always just write them down in a book and sell them. But I don’t see the point, being that they’re all just hollow. No matter how many times I hear them, they’re still hard to swallow. There’ll be no [...]

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I’m a pretty average guy. I drink out of mason jars and an accumulation of free cups that I’ve gotten with various types of beers I buy.  If a company is offering a free cup with the purchase of a pack of beer, I will usually buy that beer.  A free glass is a free [...]

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I keep a list of all my sins.  It’s a running list, held in a ever growing collection of Moleskin note books.  I keep one in my back pocket at all times.  It’s a pretty comprehensive list. 10673. Slept with my ex-girlfriends roommate. 10674. Lied to my ex-girlfriend about sleeping with her roommate. I’m not [...]

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Every word I’ve written since that day has been an apology to you, an apology to us.  Though some of them have seemed like attacks, some have seemed ambivalent, and some were, in fact, jokes about politics.  Though, seemingly, most of them weren’t directly directed at the situation at hand, they were, in all honesty, [...]

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I love the way she fits into her skinny jeans.  The way they accentuate her hips, and the way she wears the same pair for days on end, only changing them when they’ve stretched out just enough that they don’t fit quite right.  And then she just dry’s them, doesn’t wash them, so they shrink [...]

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