And this is what happens when you’re bored…
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File: July 2010
BC publisher, Black Press, which recently purchased 11 community newspapers, will be shutting down four of the purchased papers (obviously realizing they, stupidly, bought 11 of the same thing). Black Press CEO Rick O’Connor admits this will result in the loss of up to 40 jobs. (Wait, it takes 10 people to run a newspaper? [...]
I recently applied to appear as a contestant on Wipe Out Canada — I was, to their fault, not accepted… below are some of my answers on their application form. – What is the next big mile stone in your life? The obvious answer to this question is appearing on Wipeout Canada. Appearing on Wipeout [...]
Dear Everyone on the Internets, I’m sorry (I’m not actually sorry), but I don’t care about your lives. I just honestly don’t care what your boyfriend just did to you, or the fact that you don’t have a boyfriend (which is even less interesting than what your boyfriend just did to you). I don’t care [...]
As I’m sure most of you have come to realize there are quite a few things that I am an expert on. These include, but are not limited to: superheroes; global warming; living on the Moon; the HST; and how to say, “where’s the washroom” in almost every language. (Seriously, who really knows how to [...]