About Nathaniel Moher

My parents named me Nathaniel Moher — but only so they could call me Natty.  I grew up on a small Island, it’s given me a skewed view on life.  I work in the film industry, sometimes I even make my own movies. I run this thing called More Better Productions, we’re currently developing a TV show that I created, it’s going to be huge. I’m also writing my first feature film.  I like to write, I think I am good at it – though grammar and punctuation are not my friends. To be honest the amount of screenwriting books I own, and have only thumbed through, out number the amount of girls I have brought home to my bed. Some of the stuff I write ends up here, some of the stuff I write ends up in The Flying Shingle (Where I pretend I know, and care, more about the state of the world than I do), I write “Philistine: One mans attempt to win back his ex-girlfriend … and learn art” over at wallfarmers.ca, and most of my stuff sits in notebooks on my desk — that’s the stuff that makes me cry.  I’ve apparently decided I can act, or rather, play myself while there is a camera around. I am looking to expand my resume by auditioning for any roles that involve playing Big Foot, a Gremlin, Chewbacca in a revival of Star Wars, or a Hunky Lead. I have a dream that someday girls will talk about me the same way they talk about Johnny Depp – though I have an aversion to being in public with a mustache.  I pretend to make music. I love Hip Hop, but if you don’t I can’t blame you. Because sometimes I hate it too, and I’ve realized that being a thirty year old rapper isn’t something I want. I am a member of the exclusive Billionaires Club, that’s all I can say. I Google my own name a lot, it always comes up with the same results – I’m not that famous.  Sometimes I don’t shave for a month, the result is a sweet beard – I got this whole bohemian thing going on. I gotta say it works for me. I don’t shower that much – it’s all right though. Sometimes I like to spend days doing nothing, sometimes I don’t go to work when I should, sometimes I work too much – I might be a walking contradiction, I might be a walking hypocrite. I was in love with a girl once, her lips tasted like sugar cookies. We’re not in love anymore.  It’s cool though, ’cause I still like sugar cookies. I want to apologize to anyone I’ve ever hurt, intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes I am not the man I want to be – sometimes I am the single greatest living being. I live in a fantasy world where my delusions of grandeur seem normal, and my actions have no effect on others. I wish I could make a difference in the world, sometimes I try my hardest to do so. One of these days I will rule the world, though don’t count on it being anytime soon.  Someday you’ll regret not sleeping with me…

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