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BC publisher, Black Press, which recently purchased 11 community newspapers, will be shutting down four of the purchased papers (obviously realizing they, stupidly, bought 11 of the same thing). Black Press CEO Rick O’Connor admits this will result in the loss of up to 40 jobs. (Wait, it takes 10 people to run a newspaper? [...]

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President Obama recently invited a group of world leaders to Washington in hopes of working towards ridding the world of nuclear weapons (wait, didn’t he already win the Nobel Peace Prize for doing that). As part of the gathering Obama offered to take charge of any spent nuclear fuel that their countries may have (most [...]

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As you’ve all come to learn I’m one of the most serious, upstanding, and well-respected journalists of our time. In fact, I rank at the top of the list. Call me Woodward or Bernstein (though I probably wouldn’t respond, because that’s not my name). So, as a serious journalist, I feel that my peers (as [...]

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I’m sure most of you were expecting I’d comment on President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, and how he apparently won it for nothing. But, honestly, if they handed out Nobel Peace Prizes for doing nothing, then I’d have won it, plain and simple, because all I do is lie around in my underwear all day [...]

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Obama isn’t making this easy for me, is he? He had to go and win the Nobel Peace Prize, and for doing nothing? How are you supposed to make fun of a guy like that? You cant, because he’s, apparently, created a nuclear weapon free world (you hear that North Korea?) – and, furthermore, the [...]

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