As you’ve all come to learn I’m one of the most serious, upstanding, and well-respected journalists of our time. In fact, I rank at the top of the list. Call me Woodward or Bernstein (though I probably wouldn’t respond, because that’s not my name). So, as a serious journalist, I feel that my peers (as [...]
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Alright, time for me to own up. My last article may have been a little light on the news thing, and as a real journalist I can’t stand for that (and will place most of the blame on Mr. Greg Orwen). So I’m going to put on my hard-hitting investigative journalist fedora and examine what’s [...]
There comes a time in every journalist’s life when it’s time for them to hang up the typewriter. When all the clandestine meetings in underground parking lots, late nights spent in front of a microfiche, and scanning a thesaurus for variations of the word investigated, just becomes another day at the office. It loses that [...]
Unless you are colour blind, or don’t know what colours are, (if that’s the case Webster’s English Dictionary describes colours as: the quality of an object or substance with respect to light reflected by the object, usually determined visually by measurement of hue, saturation, and brightness of the reflected light; saturation or chroma; hue.) you [...]