It looks like Harps has created a little bit of controversy again, this time with his decisions to make the additional 53-question census form optional. (Don’t worry Harps, I’ve got your back, just prorogue parliament until this whole thing blows over. Remember that whole Hostage Torture controversy? Yea, me either.) Now, don’t get me wrong, [...]
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I’ve been feeling a little confused for some time now. First they tell me that the polar ice caps are melting (which got me all excited because I’d finally get to live in a beach-front home), and then they go and tell me that scientists just made the whole thing up (if I remember my [...]
Alright, time for me to own up. My last article may have been a little light on the news thing, and as a real journalist I can’t stand for that (and will place most of the blame on Mr. Greg Orwen). So I’m going to put on my hard-hitting investigative journalist fedora and examine what’s [...]
In an attempt to prove what I’ve always suspected, that the Canadian government doesn’t really do anything, Stephen Harper has, in what will soon be coined “pulling a Harper”, prorogued Parliament again, pushing the original Jan. 25 start date to March 3. So as we are all forced to recover from a booze and nicotine [...]
I’m sure most of you were expecting I’d comment on President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, and how he apparently won it for nothing. But, honestly, if they handed out Nobel Peace Prizes for doing nothing, then I’d have won it, plain and simple, because all I do is lie around in my underwear all day [...]